notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph)



seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh



kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 


neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop




catp0rn:

red3blog:

What the…

Cats are somethin else

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stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS



(Source: hippiesispunkz)



unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)



em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened



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buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away




me 24/7

me 24/7

(Source: rotom)